Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dasavatharam... the Ultimate Gas chamber




Trade mark Tamil stuff I hate
1. Group weeping/crying over a dead body
2. Crude comedy using puns which never invoke laughter
3. Sudden twist complicates the story...it ruined the context...

You get all of the above and bonus in this dasavatharam movie...
Things which gave me nausea
1. Kamal hasan tried to create a record not a movie
2. story is weaved around 10 unconnected pins played by kamal hasan
3. Heights of imagination George bush, Bio technology, tsunami, asin love towards kamal (no 7).. its as if audience are taken for granted
4. Jayaprada made a fool of herself.... she dint had a character in the movie... all the way she was looking stupid and her dance scene was horribly out of place...
5. Kamal is a punjabi singer in one role and all of a sudden he pukes blood because he has throat cancer... and mother of all imagination... he gets hit by a bullet and instead of getting killed his cancer is taken away by the bullet... somebody help me...
6. No wonder this movie took years make.... to deliver... every scene is packed with monkey S@#$ ... at times i felt i was watching a cartoon
7. A japanese gal speaking telugu/tamil ... malika's role... what is the need to go to 12th Century... punjabi guy sings in tamil/telugu ridiculous... all the way...

8. At the end of the day its same old sick tamil movie... where hero can do anything... people cry beating their heads... and story is twisted for no good reason... attempted rotten pun dialogues... and everything happens for some good reason crap....
Forgot to mention...
As if Hollywood is not doing its part in uttering CIA, FBI in its dialogues... our Tollywood started this chant... its as if these words give a sense of ritziness to the movie

Timepass...
Counting how many times we have seen kamal hasan in different roles... ended up more than...
Overheard in the restroom another "different angle"... is kamal trying to prove god is greater than science ?


please don't watch this movie... not even a DVD... its a different story if you want to watch this movie while boozing... its as good as any balayya's "thoda kootu" movie