Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dasavatharam... the Ultimate Gas chamber




Trade mark Tamil stuff I hate
1. Group weeping/crying over a dead body
2. Crude comedy using puns which never invoke laughter
3. Sudden twist complicates the story...it ruined the context...

You get all of the above and bonus in this dasavatharam movie...
Things which gave me nausea
1. Kamal hasan tried to create a record not a movie
2. story is weaved around 10 unconnected pins played by kamal hasan
3. Heights of imagination George bush, Bio technology, tsunami, asin love towards kamal (no 7).. its as if audience are taken for granted
4. Jayaprada made a fool of herself.... she dint had a character in the movie... all the way she was looking stupid and her dance scene was horribly out of place...
5. Kamal is a punjabi singer in one role and all of a sudden he pukes blood because he has throat cancer... and mother of all imagination... he gets hit by a bullet and instead of getting killed his cancer is taken away by the bullet... somebody help me...
6. No wonder this movie took years make.... to deliver... every scene is packed with monkey S@#$ ... at times i felt i was watching a cartoon
7. A japanese gal speaking telugu/tamil ... malika's role... what is the need to go to 12th Century... punjabi guy sings in tamil/telugu ridiculous... all the way...

8. At the end of the day its same old sick tamil movie... where hero can do anything... people cry beating their heads... and story is twisted for no good reason... attempted rotten pun dialogues... and everything happens for some good reason crap....
Forgot to mention...
As if Hollywood is not doing its part in uttering CIA, FBI in its dialogues... our Tollywood started this chant... its as if these words give a sense of ritziness to the movie

Timepass...
Counting how many times we have seen kamal hasan in different roles... ended up more than...
Overheard in the restroom another "different angle"... is kamal trying to prove god is greater than science ?


please don't watch this movie... not even a DVD... its a different story if you want to watch this movie while boozing... its as good as any balayya's "thoda kootu" movie

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I repaired my Ipod heaphone jack

iPod is most used gadget... i plug it in my car... listen it in my gym...plug it to my sound system at home...
Result: My headphone jack got screwed up
Action: I want to ipod repair center... they said $120 and suggested me to approach some third party ... i tried it online... called people... seen craigslist...
Decision: after seeing ebay... and a video to fix the problem... i decided to do it all by myself

Story: it took 10 days to get my spare parts to reach my home. One fateful morning i opened my ipod... it took around 30 min to open it... fixed it with textbook precision... i was sooo proud of myself ... i was very happy

unexplained problem: my ipod works with earbud but plays... on right or left speaker at a given time... i need to fix it...


Photo: http://uk.gizmodo.com/ipod5g-1.jpg

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Blame it on Anand...

Anand Krishna... my "tres ami" inspired me and goaded me to start/continue my blog in this site... here I am giving it a shot... lets see how it works for me...